Bex Colwell
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BEX COLWELL (AKA 'THE BALL BREAKER') IS RENOWNED FOR THE TIME SHE BITCH -SLAPPED FOUR JOURNALISTS IN ONE SWING OF HER HIPPIE HANDBAG, SHATTERING TWO JAWS, CAUSING SOME WHIPLASH AND THREE SEPARATE MOLARS TO DISINTEGRATE.
SINCE THE INCIDENT, COLWELL HAS BROKEN FIVE LEGS, TWO HIPS AND SEVERAL RIBS TO ENSURE THAT HER CLIENTS ARE AT THE TOP OF EVERY REVIEWER'S PILE. THREE WARRANTS FOR GBH AND ABH HAVE ALL BEEN QUASHED AND JUDGES HAVE REPORTEDLY TURNED UP AT CASES WITH BLACK EYES, LIMPING, BEFORE GIVING THE 'NOT GUILTY' VERDICT.
SINCE THE INCIDENT, COLWELL HAS BROKEN FIVE LEGS, TWO HIPS AND SEVERAL RIBS TO ENSURE THAT HER CLIENTS ARE AT THE TOP OF EVERY REVIEWER'S PILE. THREE WARRANTS FOR GBH AND ABH HAVE ALL BEEN QUASHED AND JUDGES HAVE REPORTEDLY TURNED UP AT CASES WITH BLACK EYES, LIMPING, BEFORE GIVING THE 'NOT GUILTY' VERDICT.
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